There are no girls on the internet.

HowDroll seems to be one of the first confirmed females using the internets. In the early times of Halforum she teamed up with the El Juski to bake so-called "Dickerdoodles", cookies in the form of a penis. The reason for this perverted pastry was a contest issued by the webcomic "Penny Arcade".

Soon, pictures of a somehow NSFW nature were published on Halforum, much to the delight of the crowd of peeping perverts roaming the boards.

HowDroll can best be described by this song, courtesy of Shegokigo:

[Shego] Gosh it disturbs me to see you, Howdroll
Looking so down in the dumps
Every girl here'd love to be you, Howdroll
Even when taking your lumps
There's no girl in the forum as admired as you
You're ev'ryone's favorite girl
Ev'ryone's awed and inspired by you
And it's not very hard to see why

No one's slick as Howdroll
No one's quick as Howdroll
No one's ass's as incredibly fine as Howdroll
For there's no girl in the forum half as girly
Perfect, a pure paragon
You can ask any Chaz, Dave or Chippy
And they'll tell you whose team they prefer to be on

[Halforum:] No one's been like Howdroll
A queen pin like Howdroll

[Shego:] No one's got a swell cleft in her cleavage like Howdroll

[Howdroll:] As a specimen, yes, I'm intimidating

[Halforum:] My what a girl, that Howdroll

Give five "hurrahs!"
Give twelve "hip-hips!"

[Shego:] Howdroll is the best
And the rest is all drips

[Halforum:] No one fights like Howdroll
Douses lights like Howdroll
In a bedroom tussle nobody bites like Howdroll

[Lesbians:] For there's no one as attractive and brainy

[Howdroll:] As you see I've got sex appeal to spare

[Shego:] Not a bit of her's fat or lumpy

[Howdroll] (That's right!)
And I shaved ev'ry last inch of me that was covered with hair

[Halforum:] No one hits like Howdroll
Matches wits like Howdroll

[Shego] In a spitting match nobody spits like Howdroll,

[Howdroll] I'm espcially good at swallowing

[Halforum] Ten points for Howdroll!

[Howdroll:] When I was a lass I ate four dozen eggs
Ev'ry morning to help me get curves
And now that I'm grown I eat five dozen eggs
So my chest's roughly the size of a barge

[Halforum:] No one shoots like Howdroll
Makes those beauts like Howdroll

[Shego:] Then goes tromping around wearing boots like Howdroll

[Howdroll:] I use dickerdoodles in all of my decorating

[Halforum:] Say it again
Who's a woman among women?
And then say it once more
Who's the heroine next door?
Who's a super success?
Don't you know? Can't you guess?
Ask her fans and her many hangers-on
There's just girl guy in the forum who's got all of it down

[Shego:] And her name's H-O-W- D -
H-O-W-D-R - oh!

[Halforum:] Howdroll!

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