Is a forum user. Or is she? Let's look at the evidence. In 1991, Laurelai was spotted by credible sources taking a bribe in Pojoaque, New Mexico from a one-legged midget for unknown (but assuredly sinister, or at least sticky) services. Furthermore, she was also a stunt double in "Return of the Jedi," credited as "Jabba the Hutt's moving platform."

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